February 2012
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Wedding Dreams "Do's and Don'ts"- by Founder...
Founder Alisha Gaddis is getting married. In a little over two months.
Yep- It is a fact.
She has a few hopes and dreams for her upcoming nuptials. Tune in each week to see what she most desires and help her dreams come true.
You guys- I watch TV. I know that all my wedding hopes and fantasies are about to come true. David Tutera is probably going to knock on my door and make my...
“I want to pretend that life is like an episode of Friends; you know that part...”
– http://saysomethingfunnybitch.tumblr.com/post/18449510298/the-male-bag-by-colin-hughes
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'The Male Bag' by Colin Hughes
The one and only man on SSFB campus. You have wrote in, often and vigorously, and Colin Hughes has answered.
Ladies and B*tches….
QUESTION: Should I be angry if a dude I’m dating has a pretty friend who posts lots of shit on his FB wall?
ANSWER: This is a really tough question. I want to say no, that we’re evolved and adult. I want to say that, if you trust him it ...
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'You heard me.' by Kate Ruppert
‘You heard me’
February 24, 2012
I spend a lot of time throughout the week wondering what I’m going to write about come Thursday. I wait and wait and wait and wait for one of y’all bitches—or, on a fortuitous week (for me, but definitely not for you)—several of you to sit on the Stool of Ventilation behind my desk and launch into a problem for which you’ll ask my advice. ...
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“I can drink a whole pot of coffee and instantly take a nap, I can pass out in...”
– http://saysomethingfunnybitch.tumblr.com/post/18114340040/red-wine-cats-and-recipes-late-night-lentils-aka
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Red Wine, Cats and Recipes: Late Night Lentils...
I may have mentioned this before but I pride myself on being a champion sleeper. I can drink a whole pot of coffee and instantly take a nap, I can pass out in car, on a train, in a bus, up in a plane, I can take a 3 hour nap – get up, eat – then go back to bed. Some people may call this depression.
Last night however, I could not sleep. This freaked me out, I was like “My one gift!!!” So you...
“GET OUT OF MY HEAD, ROSS DRESS 4 LESS.”
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Tuesday Meditations: HOLY FUCK, ROSS DRESS 4 LESS.
(a photo essay).
Hey assholes,
Just letting you know I’m keeping busy writing mad poetry and breaking hearts. But in between doing those things, I’ve decided to expand my horizons. For example, I bought some fucking Tacate Lights instead of Coors Lites this week, and I also started using my turn signals while driving.
And as you all well fucking know, I’m also a woman of the...
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“While not a real thing, the “friend zone,” as a concept is believed by many...”
– http:// saysomethingfunnybitch.tumblr.com/post/18020960475/the-male-bag-by-colin-hughes
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'The Male Bag' by Colin Hughes
Today marks the day of the new (and only) man on SSFB campus. You have wrote in, often and vigorously, and Colin Hughes has answered.
Ladies and B*tches….
QUESTION #1: WHY THE F*CK WON’T CJ ASK ME OUT?
ANSWER:
First of all I don’t know CJ and despite the overwhelming back story that you have painted for me I’m going to be forced to fill in some of what’s...
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SSFB welcomes COLIN HUGHES- The Male Bag
This is a lady site. By ladies. For B*tches.
But sometimes you need a little Male.
Enter- COLIN HUGHES!!!! Colin will be answering all of your burning desires, aching needs, and scratchy itches. You write- he answers. From the Male POV. The Male Bag.
Good Luck Colin. You will need it!
Stay tuned for Monday….his first response. For now, a little treat.
Colin Hughes is a...
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““Say I Love You, and often. Nobody complains about getting too many...”
– Advice and Playlist to go with it.
There is more where that came from.
http://saysomethingfunnybitch.tumblr.com/post/17643919133/tuesday-meditations-2-my-big-dumb-heart
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The Art of B*tching- 'Car Business' by Rebekah...
Okay, I realize before I begin that I have little room to complain due to the fact that I have yet to be plagued with car issues until this week. However, now I’m in the club of shitty car issues (and Welcome to the club indeed!) and so I feel that venting is perfectly appropriate. There is nothing that can sour your damn day faster than car problems. Am I right? Can I get an Amen?...
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Tuesday Meditations (2): My Big Dumb Heart.
Today I finished my work and my requisite P90X and got high as fuck to write my own meditation. So, after you enjoy the fruit of my admirer, you can enjoy this entry from YOURS TRULY. You see, I’ve gotten two types of request for my Valentine’s Day Edition this year: music and advice.
Music, because I have bomb-ass musical tastes, and advice because I’m a fucking GURU...
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Tuesday Meditations (1): I Have A Secret Admirer.
Okay, now I’m not a big Valentine’s Day person, but there’s a lot of Data and requests being thrown my way. So, I submit not ONE, but TWO Valentine’s Day editions of Tuesday Meditations this year!
TUESDAY MEDIATION 1
Last night, I came home buzzed as fuck from a Tiki bar and found this:
He/She also wrote today’s meditation for me. Which is strange- considering...
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Tuesday Meditations: 'My Mom Runs My Life' by...
Tuesday Meditations: ‘My Mom Runs My Life’ by Rebecca Leib
Not literally, idiots. She controls my online personae outside of SSFB. And just to prove her vast and ultimate power, I give you the Ok Cupid profile she set up for me in order to hook me a MAN. Now, most of you know that I’m AMAZING in bed and generally everywhere else, and definitely don’t need a man to make me happy or define...
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“If you’re lamenting why no Man will take you seriously, then you need to...”
– http://saysomethingfunnybitch.tumblr.com/post/17385686263/you-heard-me-kate-ruppert
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“Islands is a tiki hut explosion for Suburbanites and Midwest transplants. It is...”
– http://saysomethingfunnybitch.tumblr.com/post/17387021889/parenting-advice-from-someone-who-didnt-think-she
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Parenting Advice from Someone Who Didn’t Think She...
This conversation took place with my future stepdaughter at Islands- the Restaurant. Fine Burgers and Drinks.
If you don’t know what Islands is- you probably don’t live in California, Arizona or Nevada. This slice of tropical paradise only exists in this trifecta of key states.
Islands is a tiki hut explosion for Suburbanites and Midwest transplants. Fake toucans hanging from...
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'You heard me.' by Kate Ruppert
Febby 10, 2012
We have so many things to talk about this week. Y’all have been especially full of the kind of woe only a Lady can experience. One topic is particularly high on the dramatic scale, and it’s ohsovery timely, so we’ll chat about it: Valentine’s Day. My favorite. Before I go any further, if you don’t do Valentine’s Day, or you think it’s a marketing ploy, or if you think it’s...
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The Art of B*tching- 'Retail' by Rebekah Tripp
So…..recently folks…I changed jobs. Hallelujah!! Thank the Lord!! Granted….I’m still working with the general public, however, this time…I don’t have to serve them food. Big step up. BIG step. I now work in a clothing store. Which…I must say…has some magnificent perks…like big, fat discounts on more clothes that I don’t need but must have. Think the hubs is happy about that sh*t…not...
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Tuesday Meditations: I'm not Pinterested.
Hey fuckfaces,
I’ve been busy as shit so many apologies for the skipped week. Oh wait, I’m not. Because instead of reading my fucking bullshit, you SHOULD be reading like…the news. Or at least some creative non-fiction, for fuck’s sake. Or at LEAST this Benjamin Franklin picture with some text on it:
You see, I was at a party the other night. Naturally, I was getting...
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Valentine's Day is Swiftly Approaching- do you...
Whether you are in love, hate love, love hating or want a new lover to eventually hate- The Messenger has a card that will say it all for you.
Check out this awesome new line from some of your funniest favorite b*tches- Kate Ruppert and Alisha Gaddis (with logo design by Rebecca Leib!)
http://themessengercards.com/
If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I...
leetakeuchi:
Just to look at her act like:
Then watch the dude sit there like:
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“I’ve always been of the mind that “more is more”. I overdress to the grocery...”
– http://saysomethingfunnybitch.tumblr.com/post/16864835936/red-wine-cats-and-recipes-dressed-up-frozen-pizza?ref=nf
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Red Wine, Cats and Recipes: Dressed-up Frozen...
Question, Ladies: what exactly is “business casual”? What does that mean to you?
Me, I’ve always been of the mind that “more is more”. I overdress to the grocery store, I love pearls and long gloves, I wouldn’t be caught dead without stockings on, hell I’ll even dress up my food. I’m great!
That’s why I was shocked when my manager took me aside the other day...