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Tuesday Meditations: Phone Sex

Is everyone still hungover? I know I am. 

I’m also frazzled because I think I may be the hollywood arsonist.  Don’t know what I’m talking about? Read this shit:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2081067/LA-arson-fires-Police-release-security-video-Hollywood-arsonist-remains-large.html

Why? Because:

a. I live in Hollywood

b. have a ponytail

c. like to light shit like crates and cars on fire.

Oh wait- moments after reading this I found out that the arsonist was caught.  Guess I’m OFF THE HOOK, bitches.  Which is a relief because now I can set controlled fires, fireworks or sizzling drums off in peace, without the scrutiny of my peers. 

In light of this, please read my new piece about how I was a phone sex operator for Slacklust Magazine! It gets very sexy. And by sexy I mean graphic. And by graphic, I mean depressing:

http://slacklust.com/post/14951642373/on-call-admissions-of-a-phone-sex-operator-rebecca

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