Say Something Funny...B*tch

Part 1: Electronic Communication

A Facebook wall is not a place for condolences. Really, is Grandpa’s memory best honored in between Farmville and “What Real Housewife of Miami Are You?” quiz results?  Grandpa shot down Nazis.  Send a sympathy card!  Don’t be a Facebook A**hole. 

If you’re asking a stranger to be Facebook friends, your profile shouldn’t be on private lockdown. And include a message with your request.  Don’t be a Creepy Facebook A**hole.

You have an iphone.  You definitely got the email.  Emails don’t evaporate, you’re just disorganized.  Don’t be an Email A**hole.

Thank you for replying to my email and asking questions that were answered in my first email.  I’m sorry you are too busy to bother to read it and I now need to take time out of my life to repeat myself.  Don’t be an Email Reply A**hole.  

Don’t “Like” your own comments or retweet your own tweets.  Don’t be a “Masturbatory” A**hole

 No, I’m not endorsing you on LinkedIn.  We met at a BBQ.  Don’t be a LinkedIn A**hole.

You just replied to my text! Why aren’t you picking up my call?!  Just don’t be an A**hole.

Video: “How Facebook Made Me a Lazy Piece of Sh*t”

http://youtu.be/RFt_gju5pmE