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Don’t Be An A**hole Part 3: ‘Don’t Be An A**hole at Social Gatherings’ By Laura Mannino

 

Your friend invited you to eat a $125 plate of food & enjoy an open bar. Yes, you bring a gift.  Don’t be a wedding a**hole. 

Someone invited you to his house and will offer you food and drinks. Bring something!  Don’t be an a**hole guest.

 

Use a coaster.  Again, don’t be an a**hole guest.

No one wants to come to your show. No one wants your postcard. No one wants to carry your postcard during the rest of the party.  Don’t be a publicity a**hole.

A conversation is a two-way street between two people. If you need to talk for an uninterrupted hour, there are plenty of walls and therapists available to listen.  Don’t be a conversational a**hole.

Yes, you’re a superior human being because you don’t watch TV. I’m sure you’re using that free time for charity work instead of bragging at parties.  Don’t be a snobby a**hole.

If you need to talk at a volume level appropriate for an arena concert, perhaps don’t socialize in a courtyard surrounded by apartments at 3am.  Don’t be a loud a**hole.

There are people in your home so…clean your toilet.  No one wants to sit in a nest of your waste.  Don’t be a disgusting a**hole. 

For more of Laura’s writing and stand-up clips, visit her website and YouTube Channel!

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