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“Felicity Porter….you inspire me” by Renee Gauthier

(October 3rd, 2011)
 

Ok! So I have been making some changes in my life friends. After hitting what I consider an emotional rock bottom, I have decided that I needed to change the way I see things. Go all the way back to a place that made me start acting this way. By this way, I mean slightly co-dependant.  

How do I start to make this transformation? Self- Help section and Barnes and Noble AND “Felicity” a marathon. 

Its funny how I watch this show and the therapy just rushes in. I can see a bit of me in this character, and I can see so many things that are making me want to see myself better. 

Does this happen when I watch “Jersey Shore?”…..yes, but it just makes me not wanna be a drunk girl in a really short dress… only embarrassing things happen… crying, kissing, sometimes you fall out of rhythm with the music… hello!? No thank you! 

So I spent two days just watching “Felicity” and right now it is playing. My sister has joined me and it dawns on me that I not only need to finish this marathon and take a shower but I have to watch my “Real Housewives Of New Jersey”. Last weeks episode was super eye opening when Theresa made it clear that she has severe listening and anger issues. 

Right now, I only care about Noel and Felicity even though I know how it turns out, I am still at the edge of my seat.  

Did you know that Jennifer Garner and Scott Foley met on this show and fell in love? She is only in 2 episodes and they fell in love ladies…. So now you know…. Actors fall in love on set…shocker. 

Oooohhh gotta go… Felicity just lost her virginity to Eli…. He is hot and I get it.

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“Go Bravo it’s my birthday let me Dance Mom” by Renee Gauthier (Sept. 12, 2011)

So, this weekend was my birthday karaoke party! It was such a frickin’ blast. It also helped that on Monday which was my sisters birthday….”real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 2” aired!

Happy freakin’ birthday!!! 

This season opened very tastefully as in mid August one of the “Housewives” husband tragically killed himself.

There was a lot of dram going on with the Taylor, his wife and Russell, the husband who passed. In Season 1, Russell was showcased as a workaholic and not really a warm husband. In the summer it was reported that they were indeed getting a divorce.

The thing is, I never liked Taylor. There was something very inauthentic and rude about her.

“Bravo” was taking a lot of heat for planning on still airing the “ups and downs” of Taylor and Russell’s marriage that they captured whilst filming season 2. What I appreciate it that “Bravo” aired as planned but added an August 29 taping of the housewives and husbands meeting to talk about what happened… I say bravo…”Bravo”

After the clip captions read, “this was filmed prior to the tragic death of Russell Armstrong” 

The season will prove to be quite awesome!!!! 

Now on to “Dance Moms.” I hate it. It’s just a fat woman yelling at kids and the “dance moms” acting like idiot assholes. It actually makes you want to be a better and more rational person seeing this shit go down. I think they are all single mothers and these kids are on a dance team that travels and competes. There is too much to hate that I can’t even type it anymore.

Let’s just say that if this gets another season…. Then “Jon and Kate plus 8” has ruined television for all of us. 

Ooops I gotta go “Jersey Shore” is on.

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‘The Gleeful End of Glee Project And Other Horrible Things I Watched’ by Renee Gauthier

Look I just want you to know that I went camping. For one full night. On the night I went camping I was dreaming about getting home and watching the “Glee Project” Finale.

The finale showcased 4 talented kids …
Lindsay- annoying
Alex- Annoying
Samuel- Cute but annoying
Damien- Irish and totally makes me smile.

The winner gets a 7 episode arch in “Glee”. Holy crap that would be awesome. They all have to perform in front of Ryan Murphy and I am at the edge of my seat watching this.

Ok, I wasn’t even in a seat I was on the floor like a kid watching cartoons.

They announce that Samuel and Damien are the 2 finalists and I am about to start crying of joy for Damien because I just know he is going to win……Samuel wins… I literally stood up and yelled at the TV, I was about to throw something at it when all of the sudden I heard them continue to speak…..”Damien you won too”.

Say what!? I said that not Damien….he won too you guys… I would totally make out with him. No worries. He is 18.

Moving on the “Bachelor Pad”. I do say from last weeks episode when Jackie gets voted off and Ames (her new found love) leaves with her…I thought it couldn’t get better than that. And…it didn’t. I hate Vienna and her straggling eye and her Kermit The Frog Boyfriend Kasey. We were left on a cliffhanger…. But I am pretty sure Jake Pavelka gets voted off.

“Real Housewives Of New Jersey” . Theresa Guidice needs serious therapy and her head out of her ass. She has become so rude and she just seems like a pig-headed idiot with no education. Her husband is like a guerilla with not even the same amount of class as the real one. I just can’t any longer.

So I am happy to announce that the second season of “Top Chef Just Desserts” has started and my DVR just kicked into gear. I loooovvve dessert and manufactured drama. Count me in.

Ooh I gotta go…. Degrassi is on and it’s their summer season of “Now or Never.”

Basically Canadian teen dramas are my number one priority.