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“I want to pretend that life is like an episode of Friends; you know that part when Rachael took a job and there was that guy who made Ross jealous...”
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Catch the Incomperable MO COLLINS at iO TONIGHT with Tilt Tyree as Special Guest N.E.D.
“Cher” on MadTV ;)
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In the midwest, this is a medium.
It’s so easy to say fuck you to your body out here.
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iO West alumni Keegan Michael Key & Jordan Peele on Comedy Central!
http://ioimprov.com/west/performers/jordan-peele
Key &...
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Interviewing Lesley (Top left no the red couch) today for The CreativeLife podcast with Jenny Yang! Yay! That’s a LOT of hapas in one place. FUNNY!
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This came mere seconds after I made my sister tell my mom I was nominated for an emmy. The day of the emmy’s. A little about me… I haven’t been on...
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I was never a fan of Disney princesses. They used to tease me in elementary school when I didn’t know the story lines of...
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Morning Debriefing 9/19/11
1) Our 2011 Emmys Summary: Modern Family is the Emmy’s favorite comedy, Louis C.K. didn’t win anything, The...
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Did you know you can take the red line to iO? Yeah, we’re the one place it actually goes. If you show your stub to the bartenders they’ll give you a...
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Posted a couple new videos of me doing stand up. This one is about guns, shootings, and showdowns.
Such a well crafted bit.
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This is my year. This is my fucking year. Fuck everyone. If I have to force personal success and happiness down the throat of 2012, I’m going to fucking do it.
Tuesday Meditations: Resolutions Can Suck A Dick
Hey assholes-
Hope you had a swell new years! I was pretty fucked up, but I distinctly remember bandaging a bloody wound and a sweaty ex getting in the way of my game. Or was I bandaging a sweaty ex and a bloody wound was getting in the way of my game? Fucked if I know. I love drugs!
But, gentle readers, that’s neither here nor there. I know you know I know that you know people who always make a lame-ass list of shit they’re going to change for the new year, and then the never fucking do it. You know, they want to loose 15 lbs or find love or take better care of themselves.
Well, I want to stay EXACTLY THE SAME.
And, I want to do it HARDER.
Here’s a list of Leib’s patented* Non-Resolutions, or shit I ain’t gonna change for fucking nobody, myself included:
*patent pending
1. My ears. They ain’t pierced. And know what? I have enough of your grandma’s clip-ons off of Ebay to last me a lifetime. The next time you see me in a line at Claire’s will be to get a tiara for your kids’ BABY PARTY, and I’ll be laughing all the way to the register.
2. Dating assholes. You know what? Dating assholes who manipulate me is one of the THINGS I FUCKING DO BEST. If I didn’t date assholes, I wouldn’t be setting an example for the likes of young, smart, funny teenagers everywhere, who eagerly hope for a partner who treats them right, listens to their opinions and respects their minds, bodies and souls.
3.Lying. FUCK YOU! Of COURSE I’M DONE DATING ASSHOLES! I have SHITLOADS of self-worth, and any dude who doesn’t want to date this Coors-lite filled, Rite-Aid loving Piece of Awesome can suck on A FAT RESOLUTION.
4. Drinking lots and lots and lots of Coors Lites. Why quit the one thing I love?
5. Smoking tons and tons of weed. Why quit that other one thing I love?
So, that’s kind of it. Oh, yeah, except for this gallery of leather newsboy hats:
You’re welcome,
Rebecca
