Ok, this week has been an overwhelming week of Reality TV let down to Brad Pitt Movie let down.
“Tree of Life” more like “Tree of Get Me The F*ck Out Of This Movie Theater”
The whole think is f*cking narrated and I have no clue what is going on until …wait!!! Is that a goddamn planet earth, ocean montage with “Passion of the Christ” music… for 45 minutes?!
Yes it is! There were even dinosaurs…. And Sean Penn… a star studded piece of shit.
Now Real Housewives of OC Finale was on last night. I hate Tamara and she went from bitch to victim in a heartbeat. “I’m shaking,” she kept saying.
Hey Tamara! Maybe you are shaking cuz you are too old to be wearing that skin-tight red dress and your blood flow is being compromises.
Then the battle of the two blonde, big lipped idiots… Alexis carries a bible while Peggy carries her son around…oh shit, wait! That is her husband.
Real Housewives of NYC is still proving to be my favorite and now Cindy (the new one) starts in about being disrespected.
Here is the common thread in all the “Housewives “ series. The quote
“What- are we in high school”
No ladies, even worse. You are on my television. Watch how stupid you act cuz I am totally judging you.
“Bachelorette”, Ashley please stop saying “perfect” like “per-fect” it is making me want to throw my delicious chip and dips at the TV. Also, does every guy on this show have a fucking sob story about death? Do we have to hear about it on your first one on one with this girl?
Oh, and Bentley? The guy who is telling the camera he doesn’t find her attractive and is just there for the competition, can you please get a new shirt. The stripe one looks a little, what’s the word, dickheady. So in that case, good wardrobe choice.
I am at the Ontario Improv Wednesday to see a classier side of life in the show “Vagina Dialogues” check it out.
PS …I think tonight’s “Secret Life” is gonna make me cry