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“I want to pretend that life is like an episode of Friends; you know that part when Rachael took a job and there was that guy who made Ross jealous...”
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Catch the Incomperable MO COLLINS at iO TONIGHT with Tilt Tyree as Special Guest N.E.D.
“Cher” on MadTV ;)
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In the midwest, this is a medium.
It’s so easy to say fuck you to your body out here.
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iO West alumni Keegan Michael Key & Jordan Peele on Comedy Central!
http://ioimprov.com/west/performers/jordan-peele
Key &...
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Interviewing Lesley (Top left no the red couch) today for The CreativeLife podcast with Jenny Yang! Yay! That’s a LOT of hapas in one place. FUNNY!
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This came mere seconds after I made my sister tell my mom I was nominated for an emmy. The day of the emmy’s. A little about me… I haven’t been on...
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I was never a fan of Disney princesses. They used to tease me in elementary school when I didn’t know the story lines of...
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Morning Debriefing 9/19/11
1) Our 2011 Emmys Summary: Modern Family is the Emmy’s favorite comedy, Louis C.K. didn’t win anything, The...
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Did you know you can take the red line to iO? Yeah, we’re the one place it actually goes. If you show your stub to the bartenders they’ll give you a...
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Posted a couple new videos of me doing stand up. This one is about guns, shootings, and showdowns.
Such a well crafted bit.
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“Summer Colds…Make me Feel- Sick.” By Alisha Gaddis
Summer colds are just cruel and unusual punishments in the hot, scalding heat. Nothing is worse than seeing an adult cough and wheeze while wearing Bermuda shorts. This is the time for BBQs and Pina Coladas, not chicken noodle soup and excessive amounts of Nyquil.
Because I am sick and angry about it- here are the Top 5 worst things about being sick in July.
- Missing the fireworks on our nation’s birthday because I was bundled up in a wool/cashmere blanket- shivering.
- Coughing up a lung when I would rather be lounging in the sun.
- Appearing only in sweats for 7 days straight, only to realize that there is dried snot on my left knee on Day 4.
- Not changing out of those sweats after I realized that it is dried snot, because I don’t have the energy to move my arms.
- Sweating then freezing, sweating then freezing- enduring the never-ending cycle as my body challenges itself to heal.
However, I must admit that there are Top 5 best things about being sick (if you can call them that)- even if it is in the fiery pits of hot July.
- I watched a whole ‘Harry Potter’ marathon followed by an ‘Indiana Jones’ marathon, followed by a ‘Real Housewives of New York’ marathon ( I got a little desperate towards the end- but I can blame it on being sick)
- I had to lay on the couch for 3 days straight and nearly went crazy- but I finally had time to paint my toenails.
- I realized my fiancé rocks even more than I ever imagined. While I laid totally incapacitated- he painted the house, made me tea, did the laundry, washed the dishes, put air in the tires, cooked dinner, swept the floor AND listened to me whine- all in ONE day!
- I counted hot cocoa as a meal.
- I got to take time off- from life.
I am still a bit sick- but at least there is a marathon of ‘Run’s House’ to keep me warm. Now can someone please pass me the tissues?
